Diary of a Dachshund: Beach Day Chronicles

Hi there, beach lovers and canine companions! It's me, Maple, your favourite wiener dog. I am here to share with you all the sandy details of my first epic beach day adventure. Get ready for this story to be as thrilling as a seagull snatching a sandwich! 

Picture this: I am a dachshund pup, ready to conquer the sandy shores like a tiny furry pirate.

First step onto the beach? Cue dramatic music because it is like stepping onto a giant litter box!

Sand everywhere! My hooman says, "Isn't it fun? "I am thinking, "Fun? I will be exfoliating for weeks!"

But wait, there is more! Suddenly, I spot this massive blue thing called the ocean. Now, I am not one to shy away from adventure. So, I ask if I can swim in that big water bowl. Nope, my hooman says,

"Stay away from the wet stuff." Fine, but mark my words Mr. Ocean, we will have a showdown someday!

Let us talk about those seagulls shall we? These feathered creatures think they own the place, strutting around like they are kings of the beach. Every time I try to make friends with them, they just squawk and fly away. Rude much? But hey, joke is on them because I found a stray hot dog bun washed up on shore.

Who is laughing now, seagulls?

Despite finding sand in places I did not even know existed and despite those rude seagulls giving me the cold shoulder, beach day verdict? Totally worth it for the snacks and that salty breeze.

Until next time fellow beach buddies! Keep wagging those tails and chasing those waves!

Your Maple 💕